Scaring the Sheep
A
Collection of Salacious Songs
Solo
3:31
Parodying
"Lola"
Music
by Raymond Douglas Davies
Lyrics
by George "Syke" Paczolt
Son
of Sith 2:36
aka
“Darth Vader's Mother Wears Army Boots”
Parodying
"The Imperial March"
Music
by John Williams
Lyrics
by Leah Rosenthal, Michele Rosenberg, Mary Otten, Kathy Sands
Star
Whores
aka
“Makin' Wookies” 1:26
Parodying
“Makin' Whoopee”
Music
by Walter Donaldson, Gus Kahn
Lyrics
by Fred Kuhn
Sandglass
1:58
Music
by Ann Passovoy
Lyrics:
Jacqueline Taero
Five
Nights Late 2:44
Parodying
“Five Nights Drunk”
Music:
Traditional
Lyrics:
Kathy Sands
Don't
Touch! 3:41
Parodying
"Don't Push That Button"
Music
by Duane Elms
Lyrics
by Kathy Sands
Slash
Wallow 2:47
Parodying
"Titwillow"
Music
by Sir Arthur Sullivan
Lyrics
by Kathy Sands
Circle
Jerk 3:51
Parodying
"The Circle Game"
Music
by Joni Mitchell
Lyrics
by Rennie Levine
The
Rooster Song 6:03
Music:
Traditional
Lyrics:
some Traditional and/or Anonymous, some by Leo, Kathy &/or
Matthew Sands, 1 verse by
Stephen
Joel Zeve & Casey Sears
Chocolate
Eclair 3:43
Music:
Traditional to "Sweet Betsy From Pike"
Lyrics
by Rennie Levine
When
I Was a Young Girl 4:58
Music:
Traditional
Lyrics
by Suzette Hayden Elgin (1 verse K Sands)
Starship
Unity 2:17
Parodying
"Johnny Be Fair"
Music:
Traditional
Lyrics
by Anne Passovoy
That
Real
Old-Time Religion 5:10
Parodying
“That Old-Time Religion”
Music:
Traditional
Lyrics:
Many
Queen
Eleanor's Confession 3:51
Music:
Traditional
Lyrics:
Traditional, from several versions
Scotland’s
Depraved 4:22
Parodying
“Scotland the Brave”
Music:
Traditional
(per)verses
compiled from many anonymous sources & augmented by K Sands
The
End Of The Tail 2:59
Parodying
“Captain Jack and the Mermaid”
Music
by Meg Davis
Lyrics
by Jane Mailander
Bend
Over, Greek Sailor 6:02
Music:
Traditional
Lyrics:
Traditional & Athelstan
Lead
Singer for the lot: Kathy Sands (who writes slash filk, poetry,
stories, &
novels
as Valaria)
Many
of these lyrics were previously published in issues 9, 10, 11 &
12 of 1
In
10
published by Neon Rainbow Press
Guitarist,
kazooist, whistler & primary backup singer (not to mention
1st-order
nit-picker
& proofreader): Marc S Glasser
Producer,
all-around techie & 2nd backup singer (to "That Real
Old-Time
Religion"):
Harold Stein
CD
cover & insert layout and design (& priceless advice!): Teri
Lee